Thursday, September 14, 2006

H-Man in action

Greenie McJigsaw face wasn't giving me any plan to follow, so I do what any good Colonial Marine would do, I improvise, I adapt, I overcome. Time for my own plan.

First thing's first, I gotta get Deadlok's address... that's easy though as I am an expert computer technician (I can program a sentry gun in like, 5 seconds). I hack into the Guild of Calamitous Intent's mainframe and find his mailing address.

Bingo.

That's cool, the Guild's having a bingo night. I don't have time for that though, as I just found his address. Quickly, I make my way to his house and knock on his door. It opens.

"Deathstroke, I'm here to knock you out!" I declare.


"Deathstroke? I'm not Deathstroke, he lives down the street," the villain responds. "What the hootin' hey are you doing here?"

"Er, I'm on the Apprentice... mumble mumble..."

"What? Deadpool sent you here? You get out of here, jerkie, and tell that ugly mercenary that I want my schtick back."

I went to the next door and pounded on the door. It opened.

"What d'ya want yer dang whippersnapper?" the guy said while standing in the doorway.

"Uh, are you Deathstroke?" I asked.

"What? No way sonny," he answered. "He's next door, 23 skidoo!"

"Argh, fine!" I stormed next door and pounded on it twice as hard.

"What do you want?" Deathstroke demanded.

"I got something to tell you!

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Deathstroke leaned forward and twisted my wrist around into the most uncomfortable position.

"What... are... you... doing... here?" he growled at me.

"The... uh... Apprentice..."

"Oh for the love of... geez. Just get out of here, would you?"

Sigh, well, that didn't work so well. At least I got Deadpool a date with Deathstroke's daughter.

10 Comments:

Blogger Mike Warner said...

I had sex with your mother.

2:25 PM  
Blogger Private Hudson said...

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3:15 PM  
Blogger Private Hudson said...

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day seeing as how you lack the proper equipment to engage in sexual interaction.

Boo yah, you been pwned, beeeeeeeeeeeee-yoooooo-aaaaaach!

5:41 PM  
Blogger Elixir said...

You tell 'em H-Man!!

8:57 AM  
Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

So far you guys are failing

11:02 AM  
Blogger Mike Warner said...

Bite me henchman.

11:38 AM  
Blogger Private Hudson said...

Nice comeback, Mikey. Didja stay up all night thinkin' that one up?

8:22 PM  
Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

I’m gonna knock you out. Anyone who catches this one gets kudos and I will help you become the last gladiator standing. Post it in comments. I’m gonna knock you out, mamma said knock


Good one

6:21 AM  
Blogger Deadpool said...

Ha-ha Hudson. MINUS 50 points for stealing my first insane LSG POST!

11:37 AM  
Blogger Private Hudson said...

But I got you a date!

5:19 AM  

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