The FIRST CHALLENGE
Welcome! As you all know I am Deadpool, the greatest Mercenary around. We have six more contestants joining us shortly. We're currently working on negations to get them from lent from the playboy mansion. I'm sure you're all familar with my assoicates Henchmen and Samuel L. Jackson.
"MY NAME'S NICK FURY DAMNIT!"
Shush Samuel L. the grown ups are talking. Anywaythe lawyer dude will be with Buu. You will be known as team Jumpin' Joeshausfaux. Your other three team members who are currently not here will be Crystal, Oscar, and Zombie Bill. Lawyer Dude you are project manager on this task. Sammy will be watching you perform this task.
The other team will consist of Bizzaro version of Mr. Double Poster and Elixir. Your team shall be called the Merc' Brigade Hizzle. You will be joined by Mike, Nikiii(that's with three eyes), and Banshee's Ghost! Bizzaro J'onn will be project manger for this task. Hency shall keep his eye on you guys.
Your first task shall be defeat that slack jawed loser copy cat Deathstroke. He rubs me the wrong way. Even his real name is Slade Wilson, mine's Wade Wilson. He's cramping my style. Also seduce his hawt daughter into sleeping with me. Each project manager will post their plan on how to do this. The other team members are to post their accounts how the mission went and why their project manager sucks donkey balls. My judges shall report back to me what they thought and why they think you accomplished or failed.
"MY NAME'S NICK FURY DAMNIT!"
Shush Samuel L. the grown ups are talking. Anywaythe lawyer dude will be with Buu. You will be known as team Jumpin' Joeshausfaux. Your other three team members who are currently not here will be Crystal, Oscar, and Zombie Bill. Lawyer Dude you are project manager on this task. Sammy will be watching you perform this task.
The other team will consist of Bizzaro version of Mr. Double Poster and Elixir. Your team shall be called the Merc' Brigade Hizzle. You will be joined by Mike, Nikiii(that's with three eyes), and Banshee's Ghost! Bizzaro J'onn will be project manger for this task. Hency shall keep his eye on you guys.
Your first task shall be defeat that slack jawed loser copy cat Deathstroke. He rubs me the wrong way. Even his real name is Slade Wilson, mine's Wade Wilson. He's cramping my style. Also seduce his hawt daughter into sleeping with me. Each project manager will post their plan on how to do this. The other team members are to post their accounts how the mission went and why their project manager sucks donkey balls. My judges shall report back to me what they thought and why they think you accomplished or failed.
posted by Deadpool at 2:23 PM
2 Comments:
Research is number one important thing about being a Mercenary grasshopper! Find out for yourself.
You can kill or whatever, as long as you don't get caught and accompish your task.
OK, where do I go?
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